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Michael Bay Announces 2011 Release Date For Transformers 3. Calls Out Megan Fox

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Michael Bay, the director of the Transformer movies announced on his website that the newest installment, Transformers 3, will hit theaters on July 1st 2011, well ahead of the expected 2012 date.

Bay also responded to claims by his leading lady Megan Fox that  “working with Michael Bay is not about an acting experience” and that her and costar Shia LaBeouf  “almost die when we make a ‘Transformers’ movie… He has you do some really insane things that insurance would never let you do.”

In response to her comments Bay had this to say:

“Megan Fox, welcome back. I promise no alien robots will harm you in any way during the production of this motion picture.” He goes on to say, “Please consult your Physician when working under my direction because some side effects can occur, such as mild dizziness, intense nausea, suicidal tendencies, depression, minor chest hair growth, random internal hemorrhaging and inability to sleep. As some directors may be hazardous to your health, please consult your Doctor to determine if this is right for you.”

On a side note, apparently the director of Jennifer’s Body also asked Megan to not act in any convincing type of manner, perhaps she should look for better scripts or just learn how to act.

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Hugh Grant Calls Sarah Jessica Parker Everyday To Tell Her He Loves “Sex And The City”

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Hugh Grant telephones Sarah Jessica Parker everyday to tell her he loves “Sex and the City.” The British actor became a fan of the U.S. TV show when he worked with Sarah on new comedy film “Did You Hear About The Morgans?” earlier this year and would give Sarah a daily critique of her performance in the series.

He told Entertainment Weekly magazine: “I would watch ‘Sex and the City’ every night and then call Sarah and say, ‘I loved that episode.’ I’m very proud of liking her, because I don’t like just anyone. I’m also very proud of respecting her because there are very few people I respect.”

The pair completed filming of the romantic comedy in the summer and play a husband and wife who are both successful businesspeople but who are struggling to stop their marriage from falling apart.

Meanwhile, Sarah has revealed the Hollywood co-stars spent their spare time on set running around with toy guns for a game called Assassin.

She explained: “You were given a Polaroid of the person you’re meant to kill and when you kill them you get the Polaroid of their intended victim. The first day at lunch Hugh killed three people within the first 10 minutes. And then I think you were killed.”

Hugh, 49, added: “Yes, I was. It was an orgy of blood. She was killed by a crew member who used to be special ops in Afghanistan.”

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David Letterman’s Scandal Worth Much Less Than $2 Million

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David Letterman’s $2 million extortion scandal is worth much less, according to a new report. Inside sources told Stoparazzi President Terry Ahern that the “Late Show” host’s sexual relationship with some of his staff members was only worth a few thousands to tabloids.

Ahern said the seller of the information would have to turn over documents and other evidence to prove that the story was true. One of Letterman’s alleged partners would also have to go on record to strengthen the story.

The story would only be worth around $5 to 10 thousand to tabloids.

Meanwhile, “Fire David Letterman” rally participant John Ziegler is making himself available to discuss Letterman’s current extortion scandal and past sexist behavior. The late night show host’s admission to he had affairs with some female member of his staff allegedly re-opened discussion on his “sexist” behavior.

Suspect CBS News producer Robert Halderman has pleaded not guilty to the extortion charge.

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Elton John will never get Ukranian child

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The mother of the Ukrainian child said Sir Elton John wants to adopt, has vowed to never give him up.

The HIV positive woman, known only as Marina, has revealed she will never give 15-month-old Lev over to the pop superstar and his husband David Furnish because she wants to get her life together and raise him herself.

The 25 year old who never relinquished her parental rights said, “I will not give my baby to Elton John for any money.”

Elton, 62, spoke out last month of his plans to adopt the toddler who “stole his heart” when he met him at an orphanage in Makeyevka.

However, Marina, who had her two children taken from her by social services because of her problems with alcohol, is determined to look after the little boy on her own.

She told Britain’s The Sun newspaper, “I understand Elton’s feelings. Lev is a very sunny and cheerful boy. It’s impossible not to love him.

“But I’m going to overcome my problems. I so much want my babies back.”

Under Ukrainian law, adoptive parents must be no more than 45 years older than an adopted child – Elton is more than 60 years older than Lev.

Same-sex couples are also forbidden from adopting because homosexual marriages are not recognized in the Eastern European country.

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Movie Review: The Invention of Lying ( ** )

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What the inventors of The Invention of Lying forgot to invent was a third act. Or maybe even a second. Which is why the movie that emerges from this promising concept starts off strong and then just lies there.

Remember the Jim Carrey comedy, Liar Liar? Well, The Invention of Lying could easily have been called Liar. Or Pants on Fire. The truth of the matter is that, while it’s certainly not unpleasant, TIOL is ultimately disappointing.

The premise: Suppose no one had ever discovered that members of our species were allowed to make things up that weren’t necessarily true. Suppose honesty wasn’t just the best policy, but the only policy. Suppose nonfiction was the only kind of fiction.

Ricky Gervais’s latest comedy is a droll alternate-reality romp in which everyone tells the truth. Always. There’s no word for “truth” and no word for “lie.” There’s only what is and what isn’t. And anything that can’t actually be seen for what it is, that cannot be factually demonstrated, has no place in this universe.

Then one down-on-his-luck screenwriter of historical epics (seemingly the only kind of movies there are in this world) named Mark Bellison, played by Gervais, somehow develops the ability to prevaricate — he’s the only one on the planet who can and does — and realizes that the untruth will set him free.

Mark lies and lies, but everything he says to anybody is taken at face value, so he can now carve out his own particular path, which is to say: any path.

The one person he cannot bring himself to lie to is Anna, played by Jennifer Garner, the woman he has long loved but who has not returned his affection and indeed already rejected him. That’s why he has settled for the platonic friendship he now has with her.

The people in this world also have no concept of God until Mark, in perhaps the film’s most imaginative and audacious sequence, as he talks to his ailing mother in the hospital, introduces the idea of the “Man in the Sky,” and does no less than invent the concepts of religion and heaven. Consequently, he’s seen as a prophet.

Ricky Gervais makes his feature directorial debut in this fanciful parable-like comedy, which he also wrote, along with his writing partner, Matthew Robinson, who also served as his co-director. But perhaps Gervais’s television background (The Office, Extras) does him a disservice here in that his movie seems to house only about as much content as that required of a TV series episode.

What Gervais and Robinson have concocted is in essence a comedic Twilight Zone episode. And for about the first half-hour, the device of characters blurting out whatever they are thinking at the time and no one feeling any embarrassment no matter what gets said to or about them is a strongly beguiling wrinkle, giving the film a bracing satirical kick.

But the thin central conceit isn’t developed enough to keep up that level of amusement over the course of a feature, and the strain eventually shows, with the pacing dipping precipitously by the midway point. And the stabs at extreme sentimentality in the late going seem like acts of desperation and fail to save the day.

Tina Fey as Mark’s snippy secretary, Rob Lowe as his arrogant rival, Jonah Hill as his downbeat neighbor, Fionnula Flanagan as his sickly mother, and a slew of cameoing guest stars help, but Gervais and Garner do not generate close to enough romantic chemistry to sell that aspect of the proceedings.

Initially thought-provoking but ultimately slack and unsatisfying, The Invention of Lying is in need of a more ambitious script and a surer directorial hand. No lie.

Bill Wine – Celebrity News Service Movie Critic/ AHN

100 minutes

In theaters October 2, 2009

Rating: PG-13, Comedy

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Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem Engaged

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Penelope Cruz is engaged.

The 35-year-old actress and her Spanish actor boyfriend Javier Bardem have told friends they are planning to tie the knot in the near future.

A source told the New York Daily News newspaper, “They’re telling friends they will get married.”

No further details of the engagement or nuptials have been released, and the couple’s representatives have not confirmed the reports.

However, those close to the pair have denied claims they are expecting a baby.

Speculation Penelope was expecting began swirling in the summer, with rumors reaching fever pitch after the pair were seen leaving an obstetrician’s clinic in Madrid last month.

A pal explained, “They say the pregnancy stories aren’t true.”

In August, Penelope claimed she was uninterested in tying the knot.

She said, “I don’t know if I believe in marriage. I believe in family, love and children. When I have children, I want to do it really well. I want it to be my best project in life.”

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Simon’s Mother Shocked at his Birthday Party

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Simon Cowell’s mother was left stunned at his 50th birthday party by the sex shows put on for the guests.

The music mogul celebrated reaching the landmark age with a star-studded bash at Wrotham Park in Hertfordshire, England, and entertainment included a raunchy cabaret act involving sex toys.

Julie Cowell, 82, and her priest friend sat there opened mouthed when one entertainer appeared on stage dressed as a woman’s private parts, before pretending to use an assortment of aids.

Simon’s friend and publicist Max Clifford told Britain’s Daily Star newspaper, “It was a brilliant party, some parts of it had an outrageously camp theme.

“The funniest thing was seeing Simon trying to explain to his mum, who was there with a priest and some of her friends from church. She asked what it was and he told her it was a sideways mouth and a toothbrush but it was very suggestive and it was very clear what it was supposed to be.”

Other guests at the $ 2.92 million bash included Kate Moss, Simon’s ‘X Factor’ judges Louis Walsh, Cheryl Cole and Dannii Minogue and his ex-girlfriend Terri Seymour.

Revellers were treated to a lavish meal and $ 321,770 was spent on wine.

Instead of presents, Simon asked his family and friends to donate money to children’s hospice charity Chase.

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Amy Winehouse’s Missing Millions

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Amy Winehouse has reportedly spent $ 13.10 million on partying.

The ‘Rehab’ singer, who hasn’t released a record since 2006, has blown her fortune on wild nights out and a seven-month stay on the Caribbean island of St Lucia earlier this year.

Documents filed at Britain’s company house show the three companies Amy owns are now worth $1.46 million, a sharp contrast from her estimated fortune of $14.6 million in 2008.

A source told Britain’s Daily Star newspaper, “Amy’s voice has made her a fortune, but her lifestyle costs a lot to maintain.

“There is still cash coming in from royalties. But a new album or tour would really help top up her coffers.”

The 26-year-old singer is, however, still making money in royalties from her two albums, ‘Frank’ and ‘Back to Black’ – the latter of which has sold over 11 million copies.

Another source added, “The firms are not the only place she keeps her money.”

Amy’s finances are presently controlled by her parents Mitch and Janis, who were tasked with handling them earlier this year.

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Ozzy Osbourne Falsely Diagnosed with HIV

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Ozzy Osbourne was diagnosed as HIV positive but later told the test results were wrong.

The Black Sabbath rocker was devastated to be told he had contracted the deadly virus, before further medical investigations revealed that the results were due to the damage years of drug and alcohol abuse had caused to his immune system.

Ozzy explained in an interview with Glamour magazine, “I went to the doctor and had an AIDS test and he told me it was positive. That was one of the worst days of my life.

“When I used to get f***ing loaded I would get myself into all kinds of situations. It turns out that because I was drinking and using drugs so much, my immune system had dropped so that it was a borderline result. When I went back to be tested again it was negative.”

Meanwhile, 60-year old Ozzy, is delighted to have finally passed his driving test at the 19th time.

The musician blamed his heavy drinking for decades of failing his road examination and says he was only properly ready to get his license last year.

He said, “For the first time in my life I’m legal to drive – so watch out.

“I would go for my test and they would see me and go, ‘No Mr. Osbourne. Come back another day – I’m not even getting in the car with you. ‘

“I’d be walking round the test center with a bottle of vodka in my pocket.”

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Ronnie Wood Feels Young

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Ronnie Wood is a “permanent teenager”.

The 62-year-old guitarist – who left his wife of 23 years Jo Wood for 20-year-old Russian waitress Ekaterina Ivanova last year – doesn’t feel his age, claiming he actually feels younger as time goes on.

He said, “What can I say? I’m a permanent teenager. The older I get, the younger I get.

“Me and Ekaterina, it’s been this great adventure and I’m having fun. It’s a new life for me, I’m in a different place to where I was 30 years ago, and Jo and me, we just moved on. She’s gone her way, I’ve gone mine.”

Ronnie has struggled with an addiction to alcohol, he sought treatment in rehab last year, and admits he finds it hard to stay away from drink.

He explained to Britain’s Style magazine, “I tried to have a drink, but I can’t find a balance. When I do, I change, and the older I get, the worse I get. I suppose once you accept the fact it’s never going to go away, then it’s easier to live with, but a lack of self-esteem, that’s always been my biggest problem.”

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