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Four years after marrying toy-boy Ashton Kutcher, Demi Moore has decided that she’ll only now happily take his name as part of the bargain/

According to reports, Demi now feels “comfortable” with the name change, which might be code for “I wasn’t sure it would last, but 4 years in we might go the distance.”

Demi was born Demi Guynes, and picked up the surname Moore from her first husband Freddie Moore. During a 13 year marriage to Bruce Willis, she stuck with Moore, making the decision to change her name to Kutchner marginally more interesting.

So, here’s some advice I wish I woulda got when I was your age: Live every week like it’s Shark Week. - Tracy Jordan

Who doesn’t love Shark Week? It’s finally here- Discovery’s popular once-a-year programming extravaganza focused on everyone’s favorite ocean-dwelling killing machines starts off tonight at 9pm with Blood in the Water, a two-hour documentary about the real life events in 1916 that inspired the movie Jaws.

If you can’t wait for your shark fix, Shark Week has already started on Discovery’s website. You can explore all your shark related interests on the site including sharks in the news, shark-themed quizzes, sharks singing and demanding oral sex, information on saving sharks, and there’s even something called Shark Guide: All Sharks, All The Time. Got other plans? You can also download full episodes on iTunes so you can relive Shark Week whenever you like. But that’s kind of messed up, like eating Christmas pudding in February or looking for Easter eggs in July.

It’s the weekend, and that means its time for a fake celebrity death rumor and today’s comes to us from singer Justin Bieber.

According to reports attributed to TMZ, Bieber committed suicide July 31 at the age of 15 in his native Ontario. The rumor doesn’t include any more details that we can find, such as how Bieber killed himself.

Given there’s nothing on TMZ about Bieber dying, and absolutely nothing from Bieber’s management, Canadian media…or anyone for that matter, we’re calling wacky weekend rumor with no basis.

Justin Bieber is not dead, Justin Bieber has not died, Justin Bieber has not committed suicide, end of story.