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Boondock Saints II trailer is finally released!

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The follow-up to Boondock Saints, Boondock Saints 2: All Saints Day seems to actually be a reality, and the trailer has finally hit the web.

For the uninitiated, Boondock Saints is a 1999 cult film about two ostensibly Oirish “Irish” brothers who are given a message from God while being briefly held in a prison to violently kill as many “bad men” as possible. Notable for shockingly over-the-top dialogue and a batshit crazy director, (Troy Duffy, the subject of a film solely about how he single-handedly tanked his own career) Boondock Saints developed a large fan base despite having never had a real theatrical release. Willem Dafoe’s performance as a self-hating gay FBI agent nearly redeemed the film- it was as if he was acting in a different movie altogether, separate from the heinous performances of those around him. (Note: I still love this movie.)

The trailer looks like it’s taken the so bad it’s good theme and not only run with it, but eloped to Las Vegas with it and knocked it up. Norman Reedus as Murphy appears to have dropped the attempt at an Irish accent completely, but Sean Patrick Flanery as Conner still seems to be chugging along with it, talking about his “brudder.” Even as you watch the trailer, you can sense the whole of Ireland recoiling in horror and shame at the raping of a brogue. Furthermore, the lack of any knowledge on what Ireland is actually like seems to have persisted into the second film:

The two have been in deep hiding in the quiet valleys of Ireland, far removed from their former lives or modern technologies. When word comes that a priest has been killed by sinister forces in the tough underworld of Boston, they return to mount a violent and bloody crusade to bring justice to those who must now suffer the consequences…

Sadly, Dafoe did not return as Agent “there was a firefight!” Smucker, but a lady-cop female FBI agent is being introduced as his protege and is almost sure to come between the brothers McManus. Billy Connolly reprises his role of Il Duce with gleeful abandon, spouting lines that sound like they all want badly to be catchphrases. And continuity- did Conner and Murphy’s Veritas and Aequitas tattoos move from their forearms to their hands?

The film is said to have a release date of October 30th (no word on whether there will be another set of out-takes with naked shower wrestling.) Clip below:



Michael Jackson will be buried at sunset today

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Michael Jackson’s private funeral will take place at the Holly Terrace Grand Mausoleum at Forest Lawn Memorial Park in the Hollywood Hills. It is expected to start at 7pm and run for 45 minutes.

Media and fans will be banned from the service, which will be attended by a handful of close friends and family.

Michael’s long-time friend Diana Ross is expected to attend and music legend Aretha Franklin will sing as the ‘King of Pop’ is lowered into his grave.

After it is interred, the body will be encased in thick concrete to protect it from grave robbers.

The ceremony will be paid for by Michael’s estate, after a judge granted his mother Katherine’s request for financial assistance yesterday (02.09.09).

Meanwhile, the Los Angeles Police Department is preparing to charge someone with killing Michael, after his official death certificate found he died as a result of “intravenous injection by another”.

Michael’s personal physician Dr. Conrad Murray is currently at the centre of police investigation, after he admitted to injecting the singer with powerful anaesthetic Propofol shortly before he died.

Michael’s death certificate lists “acute Propofol intoxication” as the cause of death. It also mentions refers to other sedatives and anti-anxiety drugs administered by Murray as a “significant contributor” to his passing.



Movie Review: Extract ( ** )

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The number of laughs you extract from Extract depends, appropriately enough, on just how hard you have to work to enjoy them.

Too hard, it turns out.

Mike Judge’s Office Space became a DVD cult hit far beyond its worth as a theatrical movie. Perhaps the same thing will happen with his Extract, which is kind of a blue-collar companion piece to its white-collar predecessor, but from a boss’s point-of-view instead of that of a worker.

Judge, the creator of TV’s Beavis and Butt-Head and King of the Hill, seems much more comfortable in animation. So it may not be a surprise that Extract is cartoonish to a fault.

Jason Bateman stars as mild-mannered Joel Reynold, the owner of a modest flavor-extract plant in the suburbs that manufactures the artificial flavoring that he invented. He hopes to retire after selling his company to General Mills, which is very definitely interested.

But he has come to suspect that his wife, a coupon designer played by Kristen Wiig, is not only indifferent to his charms but actively unfaithful. He also can’t help but notice Cindy, the attractive new temp played by Mila Kunis.

Joel’s advice-dispensing buddy, a bartender played by Ben Affleck, convinces Joel to hire a brain-dead gigolo (Dustin Milligan) to seduce his wife for two reasons: to prove that his suspicions about her infidelity are justified and to allow him to pursue the fetching temp guilt-free.

But what Joel doesn’t know is that manipulative kleptomaniac Cindy, responding to a newspaper article she read, has applied for the job so that she can convince a fellow employee (Cliff Collins, Jr.) to take advantage of the industrial accident he recently suffered in a freak assembly-line accident by bringing a lawsuit against Joel’s company, helped by ambulance-chasing lawyer Gene Simmons, that would result in its bankruptcy and scotch the imminent sale to General Mills.

Writer-director Judge (Idiocracy), working from his own sketchy and disjointed screenplay, wrings a few laughs out of the moronic behavior of his one-note characters. Stupidity is pretty much the norm. But, as is Judge’s wont, the stubbornly laid-back narrative never picks up a head of steam.

As for the acting, it’s admittedly competent, but still cannot divert us from the underdeveloped script’s failings.

As he demonstrated in TV’s Arrested Development and his modest movie career, the affable Bateman (State of Play, Hancock, Juno) is not only likable on-screen but about as talented a light comedian as we have. And his lead character is a slight voice-of-reason variation of his Michael Bluth protagonist in Arrested Development. But too often we want to lift his character right out of Extract and drop him in another movie just to see if he might flourish in better surroundings.

The vanilla Extract is a workplace comedy that doesn’t quite work.

Bill Wine - Celebrity News Service Movie Critic

91 minutes

In theaters September 4, 2009

Rating: R, Comedy

Editors Note: Mike Judge can be an acquired taste: I haven’t seen Extract yet, but I’m betting like a good Kevin Smith movie I might live it.



Keanu Reeves is taking a DNA test to prove he’s not the father of a Canadian woman’s children

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Keanu Reeves denies ever meeting Karen Sala, 46, who has filed a claim in an Ontario court claiming he is the father of at least one of her four adult children.

Reeves’ lawyer Lorne Wolfson has advised the 45-year-old star to take a paternity test to “clear his name” and prove he is not the biological father of any of Sala’s children – who are all in their mid-20s.

The actor will take the test in the next four weeks.

Sala is asking for $150,000 per month in child support – retroactive from June 1988 - and $3 million a month in spousal support, retroactive from November 2006.

Outside the court room, she said: “This is not about revenge or an attack on his good character. It’s about closure and getting some peace. This is a personal journey.”

Sala is due back in court on October 16.



Tim Gunn Hosts Fashion Show For Addressing Psoriasis

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New York, NY (CNS) - Tim Gunn is helping a very special group of women “make it work.” He’s hosting the Addressing Psoriasis Fashion Show in New York City, which recognizes people with moderate to severe forms of psoriasis who have not allowed the condition to keep them from rocking their personal style. Now, they get to walk down the runway with the “Project Runway” host in custom-designed outfits.

The eight women, voted on by the public as well as people with psoriasis, were voted the most inspirational stories of overcoming the challenge of the disease. League City, Texas resident Cynthia McGowen was voted as having the most inspirational story on AddressPsoriasis.com.

“Walking the runway in the Addressing Psoriasis (TM) Fashion Show has been so exciting. I am thrilled my story was voted as the most inspirational,” said Cynthia McGowen. “Once I learned more about my condition and how to manage it with the help of my dermatologist, I was able to see style as less of a challenge and more of a fun way to present myself to the world. I hope that others who live with this condition are able to take back their style too.”

The women will walk the runway in custom-designed outfits by up-and-coming designers from the Fashion Institute of Technology. The Addressing Psoriasis not only raises awareness for the disease but also inspires confidence in people who may find themselves challenged in their everyday style.

“Participating in the Addressing Psoriasis(TM) campaign and meeting these eight special people has been an honor,” said Gunn. “They are an inspiration to the psoriasis community because they have proven that psoriasis does not need to stand in the way of personal style. I congratulate them all on their efforts to overcome the style challenges that this chronic medical condition can present.”

Editors note: I suffer from Psoriasis, so I’m very sympathetic here.



Madonna is to run a 151-mile, six-day race

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Madonna is in training for the grueling Marathon des Sables in Morocco, which is due to take place next April.

A source told America’s Star magazine: “She’s always been in great shape, but she is now taking things to a whole other level. She is serious about doing it.”

The 51-year-old star is so keen to triumph she has warned her management to keep her schedule free for the whole month.
Madonna is known for her super-toned physique and adheres to a strict eating plan and exercise regime.

On occasions she has been forced to defend her ultra-healthy lifestyle and “unwomanly” muscular body.

Madonna - who is dating 22-year-old Brazilian model Jesus Luz - said: “My body is an important instrument as well as my voice. Does working out really help with singing? Yeah, absolutely. Using your diaphragm properly is connected to having good posture.

“Your body is one organism. You can’t separate it. If you are not in good health your vocal cords will suffer. Everything will suffer.”



Jesse McCartney And Monica To Perform At “Get Schooled” Launch September 8

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Hollywood, CA (CNS) - Multi-platinum recording artist Jesse McCartney and Grammy Award-winning singer and actress Monica will be performing at a live concert on Tuesday, September 8 for a kick-off event for “Get Schooled” in Hollywood.

The “Get Schooled” national initiative was developed by Viacom and the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation to help engage students, families and community members in an effort to improve America’s public education system and encourage more young people to finish their education.

The concert featuring McCartney and Monica will wrap up a day of event and activities held on the Paramount Pictures lot that will include over 400 local public school students, parents, teachers and school administrators.

“My understanding and love for music began in a music class in elementary school and was nurtured over the many years of my academic career. Get Schooled is a resource that gets students and communities involved in the education program so students can continue to find their passions, as I did mine. It’s an honor to be participating in this event that continues to motivate students to discover what they love,” said Jesse McCartney.

The day will also include a conference hosted by Stephen Colbert that will include presentations by Bill Gates, Viacom president and CEO Philippe Dauman, U.S. Deputy Secretary of Education Tony Miller, filmmaker Davis Guggenheim, author and political columnist Arianna Huffington, New York City Department of Education Chancellor Joel Klein and Los Angeles area high school athletic director Stephen Minix.